So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me!

That’s why I’m not fat!

A friend of mine is a nurse and talked to me about Generic Phentermine, the Atkins Diet, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, and the latest of course – The South Beach Diet. It seems one of the main priorities for 2009 for many persons is to lose weight. Since she is a nurse, she has done a lot of study and research on dieting and weight loss. I TRULY think she has found the real answer to weight loss. It’s called the Don Key Diet.

And it is so SIMPLE …. I don’t know why, I wasn’t smart enough to figure this out for myself !!!

Want to know how to lose weight? Here it is ….

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs … as promised.

He wants to step it up, so he calls the company and orders their 5-day / 20 pound program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, ‘If you catch me you can have me.’

Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs … as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day / 50 pound program.

‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone … ‘This is our most rigorous program.’

‘Absolutely,’ he replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years.’

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, you are mine!’